HamazingKayliee
HamazingKayliee

My town is making people bring their own pens

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Morgan
Morgan

John Oliver: (goes on rant about pencils) Me, a college student: (stares at favorite pencils and pencil sharpener)

Πριν 14 ώρες
tony tone
tony tone

Dame dollar for life...

Πριν 14 ώρες
Morgan
Morgan

John Oliver: (goes on rant about pencils) Me, a college student: (stares at favorite pencils and pencil sharpener)

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opal kit
opal kit

Good little bit there on the pencils and the sharpener. Lol. Too real

Πριν 14 ώρες
quixotica726
quixotica726

For the love of cheese! Can we please have a president who doesn't play air accordion? I mean for fucks sake it's air harpsichord playing or NOTHING AT ALL.

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Xenterex
Xenterex

Pfft, fully functional pencils? I use a leadholder clutch pencil that comes with a sharpener in it's cap :D Granted, it doesn't have it's own gross pink eraser, but that's why kneadable erasers exist.

Πριν 14 ώρες
HebaruSan
HebaruSan

Hashtag stayinthebunkerdonald

Πριν 14 ώρες
Kobboy Kng
Kobboy Kng

Trump doesn't like the idea of voting by mail, because his Russian friends cannot hack papers remotely, just computers... those voting machines are full with security holes.

Πριν 14 ώρες
Anjalena
Anjalena

If you're somewhere across the pond, can you do us Americans a favor and make sure people know that George Floyd was the spark to this but this is about much more than just that.This is the systematic oppression of all of us. Those of color, the elderly and disabled, and the poor (of all colors) are shit on. And year after year, because of the constant transfer of wealth to the top, our government has made about 70-80% of the populace poor or just above that line. We are denied the right to a living wage, healthcare, unionized and democratic workplaces, etc. And the fruits of all our labors give the government and the wealthy more power and control. They actually argued that the ultra-wealthy billionaires DESERVE all that money as if they work 16000 times harder than we do. (calculating $1 billion divided by $60,000 per year salary although many, many families make less than $60k/yr) And our media has propagandized us so completely for decades that we actually believe that we don't deserve to live a decent life and that our health and well-being aren't valuable. And here in the middle of a pandemic and the Great Depression 2.0, certain wealthy "experts" actually said on the news that we citizens should be proud to sacrifice our lives to the almighty dollar, to the economy! The wealthy corporations have the government as a safety net so when they're doing well, they win but when they fail, they still win (since the govt bails them out). They just did the largest corporate bailout (over 4.5 trillion dollars) to Wall Street, banks, and corporations in America's history but tell us that they can't afford healthcare and a living wage. We are the reason this country exists and yet we are only the cogs in the giant capitalist machine that makes the money-maker go *burrrrrrrrrrrrrr* for the wealthy. Put simply, we are treated as indentured servants and our needs and happiness do not matter here. I believe all this madness is the beginning of the collapse of the American empire. This is going to be tragic and painful for all of us. But to me the silver lining is that hopefully we won't be acting like the world's bully anymore but I do not believe that we will affect the government and our lives will not get better. Ultimately, if the protests don't die down on their own, they will send the military in to quash it.

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Adam McCarthy
Adam McCarthy

I absolutely love that john oliver is sponsoring the marble run. This is going to be an amazing tourney to watch. Thank you John, so much.

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Eric Rodriguez
Eric Rodriguez

It's comforting to know that my two cats ,8 dogs and my dead grandmother will be voting for Trump this year.

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Florian Golemi
Florian Golemi

bad reporting.

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V God
V God

You the truth John

Πριν 14 ώρες
Anthony Gladden
Anthony Gladden

FOXNEWS WILL LIE, AND SAY ANYTHING TO GET TRUMP REELECTED WAY TO BE IMPARTIAL RUPPERT!

Πριν 14 ώρες
Doreen Dklutz
Doreen Dklutz

How is Merika a ‘developed country’ 😤

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Adam Singer
Adam Singer

@2:10 yeah, that's why vote-by-mail *WILL* happen: reality keeps moving, and trump is just drawing attn to it. Like everything else he's doing to this already-rotten system, trump is a flashing warning light where other politicians try'n be sly.

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E Syone
E Syone

John Oliver should pick up art as a hobby. That way he will always have a pencil no matter what.

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Tara Saladin
Tara Saladin

I have voted by mail for almost two decades now. Just to clarify, I'm not dead. John Oliver - thank you for taking a subject that has made me immensely frustrated and making me laugh about it. You have a gift and you've brought some joy to my day.

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brADOSian
brADOSian

🤔 Hm, were they worried about CENSUS fraud when they sent to EVERY ADDRESS in the country a SPECIFIC one-time online code to use in order to fill out this year's Census? Hm, seems like online voting is the next step since were worried about paper mail-in ballots....

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Kenneth Walker
Kenneth Walker

Bs.. he just knows young people are unlikey to go out and vote.. but if it were by mail more people will actually vote

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Nick S
Nick S

I live in Missouri and will be voting against Gov Parson for his attempt at voter suppression.

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Claire Carson
Claire Carson

Wouldn’t Ivanka lose money if there are fewer voting machines? 🤔🤔

Πριν 14 ώρες
Anthony Gladden
Anthony Gladden

WHAT A HYPOCRITE! HE MAILED HIS VOTE IN, ILLEGALLY BY THE WAY BECAUSE HE WAS NOT A LEGAL RESIDENT OF FLORIDA.

Πριν 14 ώρες
Nirot the Wanderer
Nirot the Wanderer

John Oliver: Who owns a fully functioning pencil? *Me, who took up drawing as a hobby*

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Greg Vetter
Greg Vetter

Oregon has been voting by mail for many years. No complaints here. This is just 'donald dumpster-fire' screaming foul like he did in 2016. Voting by mail is much more convenient and encourages more people to vote. Don't believe the bullshit from the republitards. P.S. "Go Ducks!"

Πριν 14 ώρες
Hanno Reinhardt
Hanno Reinhardt

Compare COVID-19 wave Deaths to Flu wave deaths, please.

Πριν 14 ώρες
antoniusmetal
antoniusmetal

So, why is young Woody Allen doing the sign language? 4:09

Πριν 14 ώρες
Emma Goldman
Emma Goldman

Oregon represent... And then slowly walk away cause nobody cares about us

Πριν 14 ώρες
Jose Cuesta
Jose Cuesta

Only Republicans got caught Cheating. Look it up , Real News.

Πριν 14 ώρες
Mahesh Bhenchod
Mahesh Bhenchod

If we can stand in line at the grocery store why can’t we stand in line at the polls?

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Santafemikez
Santafemikez

Because it's harder for Russians to hack the mail to sway the election, that would totally screw Trumps plan

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Suzan Jurist
Suzan Jurist

Trump ,the only president to vote by mail. Will be vote by mail in next election?

Πριν 14 ώρες
Sketchy Scotsman
Sketchy Scotsman

Mechanical pencils

Πριν 14 ώρες
Kayleen Feher
Kayleen Feher

Republicans don't want us to vote by mail because they win more when less people vote and they believe more people will vote by mail.

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Ingrid Gonzalez
Ingrid Gonzalez

I hate that this was three years ago and it's still the same if not just a tad worse. So disappointing. Also stop it with the bad apples. Just change things.

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Hande Senguler
Hande Senguler

John, where's the news ?

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Adam T
Adam T

How did you not comment on the fact that the first poll worker shown lives in a town called Moscow??

Πριν 14 ώρες
Griffin O'Connor
Griffin O'Connor

Guys don’t forget that tomorrow is Justin Long’s birthday, you all forgot last year too and he fucking noticed again

Πριν 14 ώρες
David Riggs
David Riggs

Here is tangible demand. Please retweet! Dear Joe Biden- #NoLegalizationNoConsideration

Πριν 14 ώρες
Michael Perkins
Michael Perkins

230 yers? My wife and I have been doing mail-in here in CA for at least two decades

Πριν 14 ώρες
anna preble
anna preble

Oregon started vote by mail in 1998 and our access to the vote is stronger than ever! --No childcare. ---No time off from work. --No postage required as of this year! --And definitely no finicky polling machines or lines to wait in. I DO worry about areas where USPS service struggles so thanks for speaking to that John. 👍🏼

Πριν 14 ώρες
Steve Buller
Steve Buller

Are we talking about voting online at all? A lot of people already file their taxes and do all kinds of sensitive information online... This would drastically decrease the demand for mail-in ballots, and we wouldn't have to print more funny money to fund an outdated system. I know some people don't have internet access, so they could still request absentee ballots. Is this under discussion?

Πριν 14 ώρες
Michelle Leon
Michelle Leon

It’s true I don’t want to not vote for her by mail. If I can shop for groceries in person I can vote in person.

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Kriti Chaplot
Kriti Chaplot

If after all this he wins...🙄🙄

Πριν 14 ώρες
Cody King
Cody King

Do EXACTLY the OPPOSITE of what Repugnicans say and VOTE. They ALWAYS lose when people VOTE.

Πριν 14 ώρες
elseby
elseby

John purple shaming HBO daddy while wearing a purple tie.

Πριν 14 ώρες
Hope4Today9 Now
Hope4Today9 Now

You can vote by mail in Ohio, it's called absentee voting... and if the election is too close to call they will open the absentee votes and count them; to see if those will yield the proper margin to one of the candidates to win.

Πριν 14 ώρες
Vito Scaletta
Vito Scaletta

I don’t understand why trump doesn’t just make a twitter poll for the election

Πριν 14 ώρες
North Carolina Rebel
North Carolina Rebel

i live in the city known as the Camel City because camel cigarettes had their hedquarters

Πριν 14 ώρες
TheNitroG1
TheNitroG1

Vote by mail, don't vote by mail...whatever the electoral collage makes the whole thing pointless anyway. Nobody has ever been able to actually adequately explain how the electoral collage is more fair then a direct count. to me if you have 300 million people and 160 million of them or more vote for a given candidate. that should be the winner. "every vote counts" -a complete liar....guess that's why the overseas mail in ballots that aren't counted often times until 10 days after the election is over...because it's so important. the fact that it very often isn't the person who received the most votes, undermines the whole thing completely and the fact that a good portion of votes aren't even counted until after the winner is announced...How many times have you seen "won the popular vote" for a losing candidate? your vote doesn't mean anything it's a good way to keep you in line by making you think you have a say in what this country does. to paraphrase george carlin 'the whole thing is meaningless. but you go ahead and have your little election, i'll be at home masturbating too. the difference is when i'm finished i'm going to have a little something to show for it.'

Πριν 14 ώρες
Eric Farina
Eric Farina

I dare you to tell me I'm wrong

Πριν 14 ώρες
Eric Farina
Eric Farina

Politics tend to be geographically clustered, therefore a state on the west coast with millions of people makes states like the Dakotas or Wyoming politically irrelevant in a true democracy. A democratic republic was established because no alternative federal government would have been acceptable considering that the states had already established their own interests. The claim that the electoral college ruins democracy is based on the belief that we were established as a true democracy, which we are not. And frankly people like yourself who don't even know history should consider the fact the voting is a privilege not a right, and if the American people are not up to the task of engaging intellectually with the world around them then we should surrender the responsibilities of democracy to people who truly care.

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Richard Guie
Richard Guie

That’s not a pelican it’s a heron most likely a grand fisher

Πριν 14 ώρες
Thor M
Thor M

Well covid got cured by the riots apparently. So No need for mail voting.

Πριν 14 ώρες
Evan Barnes
Evan Barnes

I've said this a lot, but Tucker Carlson has the MOST punchable face I've ever seen

Πριν 14 ώρες
Sarah Payne
Sarah Payne

I vote by mail in AZ and I get a "I voted" sticker with my ballot.

Πριν 14 ώρες
Lorenzo Potrich
Lorenzo Potrich

This is a JOKE OF A COUNTRY. I am ashamed of being an american...

Πριν 14 ώρες
MonkeyJedi99
MonkeyJedi99

I actually have a pencil sharpener right in front of me on my desk.

Πριν 14 ώρες
Alex Freeman
Alex Freeman

This aged like champagne

Πριν 14 ώρες
Eric Farina
Eric Farina

I get what Tucker Carlson said is stupid, but how can John Oliver say making him angry is the best reason to do anything and then claim Trump is the one inciting people? Jokes have an impact too, and the late night comedians are fueling the vitriol as much as anyone.

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Eric Farina
Eric Farina

I agree it is not the same. ignorance is ingrained in our culture, and inciting anger entrenches that. if you want to put an end to racism then understand the words of Martin Luther King and live by them: "Unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final say."

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music playlist
music playlist

Making one person angry by voting is not the same as dog whistling racism.

Πριν 14 ώρες
John II Dear
John II Dear

Man I'd love a privatized postal service so that way I know mail won't be deliver to (insert minority here).

Πριν 14 ώρες
Juci Shockwave
Juci Shockwave

If Trump put that amount of effort, hard work and dedication on assisting the people with this crazy shit at hand (resolving issues of the economy, health care system, the education system and especially with the outdated infrastructure system itself), Trump wouldn't need to worry about elections. He would automatically win by default through acting like a real leader who cares and loves his people. The past was shit, but there were a few good things we could learn, such as how Viking rulers shared their wealth with their followers. You are only as rich as the people who follow you. I don't know... I have a different mentality on things. Even if I made billions, knowing someone on Earth goes to bed hungry, it would still make me feel so poor. :( Again, I am only as rich as the people around me.

Πριν 14 ώρες
Sharda Hartley
Sharda Hartley

My husband was legitimately devastated when I told him the individual marbles did not in fact have full teams of people behind each one

Πριν 14 ώρες
crazyinsanepenguin
crazyinsanepenguin

Most people vote by mail here in Utah and outside of Salt Lake City, this state is Republican as hell

Πριν 14 ώρες
eat me
eat me

Here's the thing in a lot of states were there rural farmers in rural houses they vote by mail you can ask for a mail-in ballot in just about any state it's legal you think you're going to drive 50 mi to 300 miles to vote no I know a lot of people in farm belts they vote by mail cuz there is no voting places around them

Πριν 14 ώρες
Polimana
Polimana

shouldn't he be happy since us gen z first time voters have never sent a letter in our lives

Πριν 14 ώρες
william lansdown
william lansdown

Boy do you piss me off with the truth about America Thanks.... wash your hands you talk with them.

Πριν 14 ώρες
Legendary Weapon
Legendary Weapon

And the NHL is coming back Edit - really shows how unfunny this show is without your audience who laugh at everything.

Πριν 14 ώρες
Pumpernickel
Pumpernickel

bump

Πριν 14 ώρες
Cassandra Peachey
Cassandra Peachey

Trump is a DICK

Πριν 14 ώρες
Ben Mordue
Ben Mordue

haha, "faith in the system". Good one Tucker

Πριν 14 ώρες
Zack Shewchuk
Zack Shewchuk

Anyone else notice one of the stickers “Male” is spelled wrong haha

Πριν 14 ώρες
A T
A T

I LOVE the implication that the recurring Adam Driver bit is 100% on John, and his staff is just as baffled and morbidly amused by it as we are. But even so, I love the pure glee on John's face even more.

Πριν 14 ώρες
Jeff LaLone
Jeff LaLone

Tucker Carlson might be the most insufferable person on the entire goddamn planet.

Πριν 14 ώρες
Benjymonkey
Benjymonkey

I’m so happy he added that Trail Blazers joke

Πριν 14 ώρες
hew195050
hew195050

".....you human boat shoe"

Πριν 14 ώρες
roland flynn
roland flynn

The only way he can win is if he keeps the vote as low as possible. that is the only reason he doesnt want mail in voting

Πριν 14 ώρες
Cassandra Peachey
Cassandra Peachey

O.M.G love u soo mach soooo fucken funny 😅😅😅

Πριν 14 ώρες
rickiex
rickiex

Voting by mail will benefit democrats for the simple fact that a vast majority of the blue collar americans tend to be democratic and tends not to vote because they work 2-3 jobs and have no time. Making voting more easier will allow these individuals to vote, resulting in a blue wave. Something Republican are scared of

Πριν 14 ώρες
Todd Boni
Todd Boni

If you open my basement door you will see on your right an old school style pencil sharpener. I've never used it.

Πριν 14 ώρες
chartmix
chartmix

Another question: why are prisoners not allowed to vote and when they are out of the prison the right to vote is not automatically restored? I have heard that you have to apply for it and go to some sort of court and talk BS. Really? Your constitution gives you the right to vote. Where does it say the things mentioned above?

Πριν 14 ώρες
jordana309
jordana309

I voted in Idaho by mail during the May primaries, and not only was it a pretty painless process to request mail-in ballots for the entire year during the single online request, the envelope also included an "I Voted" sticker! Also, I'm constantly amazed by how so many people who should know better continue to flout how quickly and easily things can get done. Preparing for things (like a huge uptick in votes by mail or taking care of people during a pandemic or eliminating racial discrimination) takes considerable time and a not insignificant amount of effort and planning to execute...

Πριν 14 ώρες
samuel diehl
samuel diehl

Regretting moving here yet?

Πριν 14 ώρες
etatauri
etatauri

If you believe your party loses because there is high voter turnout you should change your platform not your voting demographics.

Πριν 14 ώρες
Hugo Cuandon
Hugo Cuandon

Ha hahaha Democratic elections HA HA HA HA!

Πριν 14 ώρες
Hugo Cuandon
Hugo Cuandon

Trump's Wall is a blessing to keep the shit from spilling down to Mexico!

Πριν 14 ώρες
Kittyhawk
Kittyhawk

Who else wants to challenge these people who say voter fraud by mail to try to do so in one of the ways they are telling us they could do it?

Πριν 14 ώρες
Shu Meister
Shu Meister

So in short, there no police accountability, except for few cases, where for whatever reasons decided that saving a corrupt cop isn't important.

Πριν 14 ώρες
FO Biggles
FO Biggles

I wish trumplethisguy would not talk. Ever again.

Πριν 14 ώρες
Siobhan Boland
Siobhan Boland

I know exactly where my writing utensils are! I have a special place for my pencils and pencil sharpener and retractable eraser and mechanical pencil....suckaaaaa (for my students ;))

Πριν 14 ώρες
Angela Gissendanner
Angela Gissendanner

Rihanna not Rianna

Πριν 14 ώρες
Robert Driscoll
Robert Driscoll

I like john oliver but this argument dies on the vine because, of the riots and protesting. People are breathing and yelling into each other's faces in like 40 cities all day and night. If you can do that, you can vote. You can't emote and whine about emoting and whining. Pick a concept and stick with it.

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music playlist
music playlist

How many sick/elderly do you see protesting?

Πριν 14 ώρες
MadFlourish
MadFlourish

he has new teeth now

Πριν 14 ώρες
William Poetra Yoga
William Poetra Yoga

How does the "these stamps are available for two more weeks" work? How do they produce just enough stamps to sell for two weeks? And if there are leftovers, how do they deal with it?

Πριν 14 ώρες
Evil Gacha
Evil Gacha

Absolutely what John said: "He'll win in a landslide, and his victory speech will be taking a shit on stage to thunderous applause" We're only halfway through 2020 - you know there's more to come... Good luck, everyone

Πριν 14 ώρες
Walter Gregoire
Walter Gregoire

I am French therefore i won't vote for the United States presidential election (your loss!), but you can bet your allied ass that i am getting those stickers! and maybe i will wear it every day (and start every sentence with :"i vote for chihuahuas...", no reason to it! It's just to be taken seriously)

Πριν 14 ώρες
hew195050
hew195050

"Stop playing politics with our lives!" I just heard the next sign I'll be creating when I protest.

Πριν 14 ώρες
Bobby pendergrass
Bobby pendergrass

That 6 minutes area was great. Just talking about how swoll he is.

Πριν 14 ώρες
Isabel
Isabel

I'm rewatching this during quarantine and hearing an audience again is throwing me off.. In ten years this comment won't make sense but that will hopefully mean the chaos is over lol That or the apocalypse has started.

Πριν 14 ώρες
James Boring
James Boring

Damm D.O.L.L.A for life tho

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Davis
Davis

Shit ive been using absentee ballots since 2007...dont tell tucker...

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